Compete throughout the evening for glory and mediocre engraved prizes!
Fastest Lap = Speed Demon Award
Slowest Lap = All About Value Award
Sneak the most ducks into Zac's pockets without him noticing. Most ducks wins!
Drinking Rules & Tokens:
Keep Your Tokens! You start with a stash.
Be a Civilized Drinker: Every Sip, raise those pinkies up, we wouldn't want to be crass
Gobble it : Keep the big ol' dick Straw in your drink. Always.
The Loo: Each gender has a rule to follow, details below
Get Caught Breaking Rules? Lose a token to the person who catches you (the Dobber).
Top Dobber Award: Collect the most tokens from others.
Paparazzi: Post the most photos/videos using #ToddlersBucks2025
Big Boy: (Blokes) Pee at the urinal, pants 'round your ankles.
Can You Hold My Purse?: (Ladies) Get Zac to hold your purse when you visit the loo
Scroll down for the nitty-gritty rules and fine print.
Good luck, legends!
Be Fair, if you get caught, give it up.
Be Fair, if you catch someone, no second chances! Let them know they were uncivilized or weren't a big boy, and demand their token!
A Dick straw must be taken to the bar, and placed in the drink before leaving the bar.
The dick straw must only leave the drink if you are changing drinks, or once you have finished a drink
Allowances will be made for those who are double parked
If you dont want your photo taken during the night, please come let me know and I will inform others of who would prefer not to be posted online (but it would be nice for Zac to have something to remember, so please consider being up for being in photos)